13 things I hate. RAGE!

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13. People who say "Grind my gears". We get it. You watch Family Guy. Now please, do us a favor and go fucking shoot yourself.
12. The word "hella". That is a word only west coasters (i.e. monsters) and idiots use.
11. Anyone who says "Japanimation". What the fuck are you, from 1993?
10. People who live in a bubble of nothing but Simpsons quotes. You know who you are.
9. Hipsters, the English, West Coast Liberals, and everyone in New York. You're not even people. Hell, the British pretty much are a very elaborate form of evolved rats.
8. People who love to play Texas Hold Em. What the hell?
7. Nu-Metal. Or, as the professionals call it "Fag Plastic".
6. Text messaging. Never before has a more pointless technology ever existed. You could just call someone, it'd be quicker, easier, and make sense. But no. Here. Here's a text message to your phone, from my phone. Enjoy the AWESUM INCONVENIENCEZ!
5. Big dogs. Why would anyone want a pet that could fucking kill them AND have as big or bigger shit than themselves? I'm sure there should be some sort of law against that.
4. People who like spiders. Or, as I like to call them "Devil worshippers". You people aren't right. YOU ARE NOT RIGHT.
3. Going back to the topic of Family Guy. I hate Family Guy. Stop watching this.
2. Queens of the Stone Age, Guns 'N Roses, Coheed and Cambria, Dream Theater, and other shit that people shouldn't like. NO.
1. Lastly, I hate fucking "scary" movies. I mean, like.. Saw and shit. Or whatever movie-with-someone-somewhere-in-danger-with-poor-acting-trying-to-get-away. You know, unscary shit made for erect teen boys and stupid teen girls. Why can't someone make scary movies anymore? Those should end with the producers of that film, locked in a room, crying, because their children just died in a car fire.

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