O.W. (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} otimus) wrote,@ 2009-03-08 08:15:00 |
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So, I was bored and came up with something ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
A "formula" to deduce just how deviant/skanky a person is.
Here's how it works:
Times you've been photographed nude by yourself +
Times you've been photographed nude by someone else +
Times you've had intercourse +
Times you've had non-intercoursal sexual relations +
Amount of people you've kissed in a relationship kind of way +
Amount of people you've had sex with
x
(
the amount of people you've had sex with at once:
x
the amount of genders you've had sex with
)
+
(Average times you masturbate a month x 12)
-
(Average amount of sexually naughty thoughts that do not lead to masturbation, or sexual action of any kind a month x 12)
Or
py + po + in + noi + k + s x (O x G) + (M x 12) - (T x 12)
To sum it up, a pretty skanky, but not porn star skanky, person would probably be around 300. But someone like me is a -430!
How DO you fare!?
Calculating it, a really hardcore hard worked porn actor would be about a 5,000 on the score chart :x But that's if you participate in hundreds-of-people gang-bangs :x!
Someone who married their "one love" or whatever, would, statistically avoiding any possible "deviance", would be a 3.
Same scenario, no relationship. Say.. a pure monk, or whatever, would be, naturally, a 0.
A virgin who masturbates 10 times a day, and thinks lots of naughty thoughts (about 40 a day or so!) would be a -14,600. Prolly a porn addict of some sort!
Update
A revamped, but unofficial version I've configured to factor in a change in lifestyle, repentance, or something of the sort. Regretting your heathen ways and such.
py + po + in + noi + k + s x (O x G) + (M x 12) - (T x 12) + (Ct x 100) - (R x 15)
Where C is the amount of sexual relations you've had with different people within the last 6 months outside of a committed relationship, and R is for the amount of regrets/lessons learned/things you wish you hadn't done/won't repeat in your sexual life. (i.e. Dang! I shouldn't have fucked that soccer team!" and "Dang! I shouldn't have fucked the chess team!" and "Dang, I was such a whore!" would be the total members of those two groups (Let's say 10 and 10) and the final whore regret would be one general regret. So that'd be 21 regrets x 15.
Naturally, the CT factor has a higher number because of an actively knowledgeable slut is worse than a past one who regrets it!
Update 2
I should also note that if you're "Seriously" bisexual, and not doing it for "fun", you should leave genders you've had relations with as "1", same with pansexuals, and others who may view gender as "equal". The same goes with being homosexual. If you're genuinely a part of that demographic, and not just changing your specifications just because you like that "Kind of diddlin" better. (There's a difference, believe me! Some people are just whores!)
Update 3
Should also be added that if you've done some of these so much, that you can't even remember how many times, you probably should either guess, or if you can't guess, just put 4,500. Shame on you.
Update 4
Another addition I just thought of!
py + po + in + noi + k + s x (O x G) + (M x 12) - (T x 12) + (Ct x 100) - (R x 15) x nS
where nS stands for Number of STD's you've had/have.
A "formula" to deduce just how deviant/skanky a person is.
Here's how it works:
Times you've been photographed nude by yourself +
Times you've been photographed nude by someone else +
Times you've had intercourse +
Times you've had non-intercoursal sexual relations +
Amount of people you've kissed in a relationship kind of way +
Amount of people you've had sex with
x
(
the amount of people you've had sex with at once:
x
the amount of genders you've had sex with
)
+
(Average times you masturbate a month x 12)
-
(Average amount of sexually naughty thoughts that do not lead to masturbation, or sexual action of any kind a month x 12)
Or
py + po + in + noi + k + s x (O x G) + (M x 12) - (T x 12)
To sum it up, a pretty skanky, but not porn star skanky, person would probably be around 300. But someone like me is a -430!
How DO you fare!?
Calculating it, a really hardcore hard worked porn actor would be about a 5,000 on the score chart :x But that's if you participate in hundreds-of-people gang-bangs :x!
Someone who married their "one love" or whatever, would, statistically avoiding any possible "deviance", would be a 3.
Same scenario, no relationship. Say.. a pure monk, or whatever, would be, naturally, a 0.
A virgin who masturbates 10 times a day, and thinks lots of naughty thoughts (about 40 a day or so!) would be a -14,600. Prolly a porn addict of some sort!
Update
A revamped, but unofficial version I've configured to factor in a change in lifestyle, repentance, or something of the sort. Regretting your heathen ways and such.
py + po + in + noi + k + s x (O x G) + (M x 12) - (T x 12) + (Ct x 100) - (R x 15)
Where C is the amount of sexual relations you've had with different people within the last 6 months outside of a committed relationship, and R is for the amount of regrets/lessons learned/things you wish you hadn't done/won't repeat in your sexual life. (i.e. Dang! I shouldn't have fucked that soccer team!" and "Dang! I shouldn't have fucked the chess team!" and "Dang, I was such a whore!" would be the total members of those two groups (Let's say 10 and 10) and the final whore regret would be one general regret. So that'd be 21 regrets x 15.
Naturally, the CT factor has a higher number because of an actively knowledgeable slut is worse than a past one who regrets it!
Update 2
I should also note that if you're "Seriously" bisexual, and not doing it for "fun", you should leave genders you've had relations with as "1", same with pansexuals, and others who may view gender as "equal". The same goes with being homosexual. If you're genuinely a part of that demographic, and not just changing your specifications just because you like that "Kind of diddlin" better. (There's a difference, believe me! Some people are just whores!)
Update 3
Should also be added that if you've done some of these so much, that you can't even remember how many times, you probably should either guess, or if you can't guess, just put 4,500. Shame on you.
Update 4
Another addition I just thought of!
py + po + in + noi + k + s x (O x G) + (M x 12) - (T x 12) + (Ct x 100) - (R x 15) x nS
where nS stands for Number of STD's you've had/have.
